awesome.

this day is going to be awesome.

follow these steps to have an awesome day:

step one: wake up at six am groggy with a slight hangover. don't go back to sleep!

step two: murderous cops acquitted for shooting a man 50 times the night before his wedding.

step three: discover that dhl lost your present for a departing co-worker on her last day.

step four: find out that rain is more than likely for your big weekend barbeque.

step five: call from doctor reveals positive test for melanoma.

step six: oooh, what's next? how much more awesome can this day get?

i think i'll move to australia.