reach into the fridge. pull out a nice, cold bottle of water. take a big swig. ahhhh, refreshing, isn't it?
AAAAAHHH IT'S NOT WATER!!!!
WHAT IS THIS HORRIBLE TASTE?!?!?
look at the bottle. it says "Nestle Pure Life Kiwi-Strawberry Splash."
dump bottle out of window and fill with tap water.
DAMN IT NOW MY WATER TASTES LIKE STRAWBERRY YOGURT.
Oh my god! That's like, worse than the genocide in Darfur! You poor baby.
ReplyDeleteit's WAY worse than genocide.
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