powerpoint

so i wrote this funny little song about how awesome an office administrator i am and i played it last night.

people seemed to like it and i've had some requests for the lyrics. here they are! maybe some day i'll get off my lazy ass and record it.

my powerpoint is better than your powerpoint
the transitions are so smooth and clear and right
my powerpoint is better than your powerpoint
you couldn't do better if you stayed up all night

my document is better than your document
do you notice how the tabs line up so well?
my document is so much better than your document
seeing my perfect document must be hell

because i am the microsoft master
i get it all done faster
i make the office suite my bitch
you're working dusk til dawn
five minutes and i'm gone
my skills are gonna make me rich

my email is better than your email
i know to bcc my friend
my email is better than your email
you might as well just not hit send

my spreadsheet is better than your spreadsheet
the cells are linked in such a thoughtful way
my spreadsheet is so much better than your spreadseet
in fact, your spreadsheet is totally gay

i am the microsoft master (master)
i get it all done faster (faster)
i make the office suite my bitch
photoshop is next
i'm way past editing text
my skills are gonna make me
my skills are gonna make me
my skills are gonna make me rich