15 August 2007

news in review

today's shocking discoveries:

turns out chernobyl is 'not a wildlife haven'. there's a shocker.

the latest in the saga of 4real: his kiwi parents are dedicated to keeping their baby named 4real but are stifled by ultra-conservative new zealand baby-naming laws that prevent the inclusion of numbers. so they're going to legally name their baby superman. and then just call him 4real anyways.

news for the lonely: presenting the boyfriend pillow.



ms suzuki explains the appeal: "it keeps holding me all the way through. i think this is great because this does not betray me."

in other news, our president has been outdone. you think he looks this good with his shirt off? daaaaaaang, putin. i'd go fishing in tuva with you any time.

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