welcome back.

i have decided it would be nice to engage in adventures again. i will not apologize for the hiatus because i was pretty regularly writing elsewhere.

i have spent the last month thinking long and hard about religion. after much consideration, i have come to the realization that there is only one god, and sorry my muslim friends but his name is not allah.

FROM NOW ON I WILL BOW DOWN TO THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SPONGEBOB.