ME. i am awesome. let me tell you how awesome i am.
i think i am a little tired from playing in the ocean all weekend.
today i took the mail out on my way to get to some rice and beans for lunch.
also i took a deposit with about $8000 in checks that was supposed to go to the bank.
i stopped at the mailbox and dropped it all in.
uh oh...
the deposit wasn't supposed to go in there!
so about 10 minutes before the 3 PM pickup i went down to stake out the mailbox. i wish it had been a steak out, that sounds far more delicious.
after an hour the mailman came and opened it up. he said i could look through the mail ONCE.
and i found it!
and now i get to keep my job!
see how awesome i am?
damn it.
OK, that is FUCKED UP
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