11 May 2007

oh smurf.

i was always jealous of the smurfs, what with their white hats and mushroom houses. yeah, the gender ratio was pretty rough, but you know, i'm a modern man. and brainy smurf was awfully handsome.

but now all my dreams have been realized. i can finally LIVE INSIDE A MUSHROOM!

well sort of.

read the incredible story here.

my only question is, does it smell like mushrooms all the time? because that would be gross.

not as gross as nasal cleansing with bourbon!

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