reach into the fridge. pull out a nice, cold bottle of water. take a big swig. ahhhh, refreshing, isn't it?
AAAAAHHH IT'S NOT WATER!!!!
WHAT IS THIS HORRIBLE TASTE?!?!?
look at the bottle. it says "Nestle Pure Life Kiwi-Strawberry Splash."
dump bottle out of window and fill with tap water.
DAMN IT NOW MY WATER TASTES LIKE STRAWBERRY YOGURT.