how not to be a mets fan.

check out this guy.

so he shined a high-powered flashlight into the eyes of the opposing players. as queens district attorney put it, "this was definitely not the defendant's most shining moment." god that's awful.

but that's not the worst part. read on and you'll discover the intrepid writers for the ny post have dug deeper.

Former Bronx neighbors of Martinez, an exterminator, said he was thrown out of his Ericson Place apartment because of his Mets fanaticism.

"He was a psycho. He used to scream for no reason," said Abigail Torres.

She said when the team would play he would shout "M! E! T! S!" at the top of his lungs and later at about 3 a.m. he would go into the hallway and do it again, over and over.

i think i've finally found a way to properly express my love of the mets. i should probably warn my housemates...