www.parrotpod.com. Episodes 4 and 5 in particular. Comic parrot GOLD.
I am going to have to refer you to the photo of the stupid swan that follows around a fake swan:http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g247/spkheller/10.jpg
stupid birds.did you see that cockatoo is going to live for 70 years? 70 bitchy, man hating years.sounds like some of the ancient lesbians i know out in california.
"Long ago in a foreign land, little Susie, there were short, stout, crop-haired females with angry dispositions and baggy flannel. And they played softball, and tennis, and had nooooo sense of huuuuuumor.....ooooooooo"