this cockatoo thinks cadbury eggs are real eggs.
but the real highlight of this obviously insane bird?
"She's got so much character it's unbelievable. She hates men - we've had a builder in who had his neck bitten. We had to prise Pippa's beak off his neck.
"When she attacks you, she attacks your ear lobe - she goes straight through them. We do free ear piercing here."
www.parrotpod.com. Episodes 4 and 5 in particular. Comic parrot GOLD.
ReplyDeleteI am going to have to refer you to the photo of the stupid swan that follows around a fake swan:
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stupid birds.
ReplyDeletedid you see that cockatoo is going to live for 70 years? 70 bitchy, man hating years.
sounds like some of the ancient lesbians i know out in california.
"Long ago in a foreign land, little Susie, there were short, stout, crop-haired females with angry dispositions and baggy flannel. And they played softball, and tennis, and had nooooo sense of huuuuuumor.....ooooooooo"
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