14 May 2008

Best advice ever

Good morning! I'm reading a very silly book about baseball eccentrics. Here's a meditation for the day from Satchel Paige:

Work like you don't need the money.

Love like you've never been hurt.

Dance like nobody's watching.


  1. When I dance, I can't help but notice everyone is watching, because my booty is magnificent. What were we talking about?

  2. That's Mark Twain, dipshit.

  3. hey, the internet says it's up for debate. it's credited to twain, paige, an irish folk ballad and even sarah mclachlan i'm pretty sure that last one is wrong.

  4. It's thanks to that b@#ch Sarah McLachlan that I pay the ASPCA $18 every month.